||Mr. M. Marks
Sir !!! If I knew where your Complaints Department was, I'd send this to them... but!!! You'll do.
MY COMPLAINT:- Part A:
I was retired from the work force. Decided to fossick. Knew nothing, wasn't ccatching much, read a lot of books about it, still didn't catch much, occasional speck here and there..... cool water.... lazy days in the heat of summer..... totally befuddled as to where "She"mother nature was hiding her "Stuff"
MY COMPLAINT :- Part B:
I purchased your (My " Super Sluice". It caught more Gold that anything I'd tried... even my pan !!! or other sluices, and boy, have I tried a few !!. So now I shovel, see gold, shovel a little more, see gold etc.etc.
MY COMPLAINT:- Part C:
Our of the blue " You" turn up and find me, ( how'd you do that, I was down the creek, no one knew where !! Your off course by 100 or more km's and, several hours later left after educating me on where "Mother" hides her jewelery. (Oh, by the way, you were right)
MY COMPLAINT:- Part D:
Since purchasing your "Super Sluice" I've had to purchase a suitable vehicle to carry all the gear necessary to be able to work this sluice, (camper, food, Tuff Truck, Small Caravan, Back Packs etc.)
MY COMPLAINT:- Part E:
My retirement is now more busy than before... I thought I was looking forward to a gradual increase/slide into catatonia and medication (Altizimers - Hows it Spelt)
I'm now golden brown, hea down, bum up, not dead yet, smiling, shoveling, finding, thinking - where to next!
Let this note of complaint serve as warning to the next " Victims" of the "Super Sluice".
It works we.. ... so,... well, so do you.... It can end up a life changes experience...
Your "Golden Years" could work out Very Different!!!